Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Random Quotes

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

I always carry my journal with me. One should always have something sensational to read on the train.
-Oscar Wilde

Don't cry over anything that can't cry over you.
-Grandma Bright

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover the prisoner was you.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
-Franklin P. Jones

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass on a summer day listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is hardly a waste of time.
Sir. J. Lubbock

Sometimes the thought of a good nap is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
-Chad Osborn

A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
-Dave Barry

If there are two people exactly alike, one of them is unnecessary.

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